What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

If I only have a fire extinguisher to defend myself against some threat from people, should I spray them for max damage or just hit them with the fire extinguishers?

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

My parents force me (15yo atheist) to go to church, and there’s this thing called Small Sundays where we discuss the Bible in groups, there are questions asked about the Bible. What am I supposed to do when they ask?

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

What is your review of X-Men '97 season 1?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

Do you have any opinion on Japanese writer/actor Yukio Mishima?

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”